cant be arsed updating this anylonger, no one reads it anyway

how hot has it been this week, theres been like no cows lying down anywhere in Brittain. seriously, its been well hot, still, with us all being typically English, no doubt you have all been moaning thats its too hot. were never happy us lot. tut

 

Been a top week though, lots of drinking, lots of sun bathing, and even sum getting stung all over my ancles on a random trip thru some nettles withs no socks. that was wise. you guessed it tho, i was drunk. kidders the fool, kicked my tweenies ball into a random tree, then told us it was in the back field so had us all searching cos we wanted to play drunken keepy up. i was allowed to be drunk though, it was just after the england match, and we were celebrating a boring one nil victory over paraguay. random mooch back from tara along shaw road took us forever, kidders leading the way, looking very drunk. How funny is kidders when hes drunk?

 

"Can we have our ball back linda?"

"LINDA!!!

"Ball Back"

Linda, can we have our ball back"

 

i wanna do summat really childish today, summat summery. best i can do though is get the extension cable out and sit in the back yard on me msn thingy. Why is it im always on line when nobody else is? How boring?

 

Oh Ice cream van man has just turned up. brb

 

oh that was nice, thats what i call a proper ice cream.

 

Any one want a game of frisby?

What a week, its been an absolute corker!!! started sunday night when i got larupped with the lads + Byrnsey. Quality night, Was my birthday night out, and was one to remember. some random bloke trying to start on the dancefloor in walkabout was the only downfall. Kidders and Garner falling off the stage at seperate intervals were highlights. woke up on monday feeling dog rough, and spent the whole day on the sofa on msn to various people, trying to rid myself of my hangover. got dragged into a game of football on chapel later, but i was still feeling dodgy, so i only played for an hour. Went for an italian later with the family, Alicia and Andy were up, so they joined us at Marios. First time ive ever tried Italian, but i gotta admit it was really nice. was seriously annoyed though when i realised it was real tomatoes on my bruchetta and not paste tho. how mingin are real tomatoes?

Andy accompanied us to the England game on Tues along with me dad and Mark. Cracking game, very entertaining good result, 3-1.

 

Weds, THE BIG DAY, i had to spend working. new job and that couldnt afford the day off. gutted. lol. anyway laterz when i got home i played sick poorly dying dead with alicia with a tweeny ball. top game (sometimes i wish i could go back to being a kid, you can get away with everything!!). Later we had a kids party style birthday tea which was for the benefit of both me and alicia, she will be six on the 6th. dropped Andy and Alicia off at the Airport in Blackpool later, for their journey back down saffff. Had a rollercoaster of a convo with Luce on the way home. Kept me entertained while i were drivin. cheers bird. right now to the prezzies!!!

 

Atric and Ju (Mama and Papa)

 

Beautiful South Album, which i asked for, but its only got one decent tune on it, First two are far better imo

England Ticket for Hungary game which we won so that was great!!

A shirt, badly needed, and v nice

 

Emma and John

 

2 Pairs of Calvin Klein Kecks, not the usual Present a Sis buys a bro, lol, but very nice indeed, lol

 

Andy and Brenda

 

Bloody Muppet forgot to bring it up with him!!! lol Same with Alicias

 

Luce

 

Rather unexpected,  

 

The Kooks Album, Slowly converting me. lol

 

Thursday came and im sure you all know we got beat again, getting to be demoralising, but keep ya heads up lads, Could have done with Relegation last season to be honest. Pub wasnt much cop eiither.

 

Friday, not alot to talk about really, was nearlly falling asleep at five due to my hectic week, had been a belter and i was well and trully shattered. managed to stay awake til around eleven though. Needed an early night and i succommed eventually.

 

Today, ive been to Blackpool, and i think i helped luce overcome her fear of Rollercoasters, got her on Valhalla, even though i did have to pay the price (mascara on my shoulder). lol Top day though, even if i am redder than a bloody tomato which was incorrectly served on my Bruchetta(<<<<<me)

 

Reet im off, have a goodn

 

 

 

 

 

be a substandard week really. not much happen at work, not much happen at home and not much happen anywhere in between really. got trounced at football again, absolutely bobbins, (how cool a word is that? Bobbins) pub was good later though, we have officially made the grey horse our new home, after much debate and rigour, they fiinally persuaded us with the bait of hotdogs and chips. cant wait. Still as poor as ever, my lottery numbers must be on bigger balls than everyone elses, they cant get down the little plastic tube :-( so i go on slogging my guts out as usual then. on a positive note however, i have booked myself on to that plastering course i have been on about for ages. not cheap at 350 quid, but it will set me up in plastering, and ill be able to make a few quid on the side, so when ya want your front room plastering, you know who to call (no not the ghost busters, me, fool). only draw back is it doesnt start until september, so i gotta wait until then.

 

Ive been told today that i make a cracking poet, but i simply say whatever pops into my head. if you wanna call it poetry, pay me for it and ill agree. lol. well looking forward to next week, firstly, tonight im off into town with the football lads for my birthday and byrnsey has threatened to buy me some concoxion or other. tommoro my bro is up with my niece and we are going for an italian. tuesday, im going to the england game and it promises to be a belter. weds is my birthday, 22, ( iknow, i dont look a day over 16). thurs, free hot dogs, fri, out  in some gutter somewhere, and sat, well who knows what sat will bring.

 

 

Firstly, Friday saw the anniversary of me doing my cruciate ligaments in at kaski, cant believe its been a year. dunt time fly when your not having fun!!

 

It been an excellent weekend this weekend, for various different reasons.  Started off in Morrisons Friday afternoon after work. Putting my Tesco experience into practice, i knew that by law if a ticket displays a certain price you get it for that price, even if there is a huge difference in price. I embarassed me mother, but if i know im right im right. so i ended up getting the equivalant of a finest pork pie for 39 p. the saving of a couple of quid. should have seen the womans face when i quoted all my shpiel to her.  Friday night, i went to the Latics awards dinner with the footy lads, cracking night, although the fact the lager tasted like cat piss meant i was on loopy juice all night. this inturn affected near enough every sense i have, including my common sense. I still maintain if he hadnt taken the piss he would have got paid.

 

i was so intoxicated, i tried getting a piggy back off kidders (i think) and ended up on my rear end infront of everyone, including a group of girls who took great pleasure at my expense. i was bad. by all accounts, byrnesey recons i hugged her and was calling me for some reason, but i have been reliably informed now that it wasnt byrnsey anyway, it was lindsey, byrnsey was just taking the piss out of a poor bloke with a hangover on  msn. Who will forget Macca and his jacket over the arm incident.

 

Saturday morning comes and i woke up relatively early, about eight, but couldnt be bothered moving, so i just lay there. after saying that thoughi wasnt too bad hangover wise, just knackered. got out of my pit about 12, and did nothing of note all day, few convos with people via msn and text. decided to go bowling with kidders melia and sarah sat night. must say a big thank you to byrnsey tho. i owe you one.

 

Picked them all up and headed to bury pilsworth. i spent many an evening bowling in my mcdonalds days and boy could you tell. i played really badly by my standards, but i still wiped the floor with the challengers, winning both games. i usually reach the lofty heights of at least 150, but i struggled in both games tonight managing 124 and 114. correct me if im wrong but i dont think anyone else got over 100. GOD IM GOOD!!!

 

the evening will be better remembered for my insistance on complaining. im sorry, but if i ask for a burger without lettuce i expect a burger without lettuce, and when i go back to complain, i dont expect him to scrape it off and give it me back cold. you would think he would take the trouble to take every shred off it. it was comical. you had to be there. went to pizza hut after, and melia was fixated with some chavs who he was adamant wanted to nick my car. twenty minutes we sat there waiting and twenty minutes he stared out of the window saying things like "we will be walking home" and "HES ON YOUR BONNET". Finally got our food, and the moment i said "these wedges are cold", all their faces dropped. they were actually freezing and i had every right to go back and complain, but we were in the car by this point and i couldnt be arsed.

 

 Dropped Gaz and Sarah off and went to Tara in Shaw for one. A male duo called Show piece or summat were on to the delight of all five people who were watching them . seriously, how down hill has tara gone in recent years? hope it picks up for the world cup cos a full tara is the best place to watch footy, what with all the screens and the eye candy behind the bar.

 

Right, i dont usually do this, but anyone who watches Lost must know, The Third Policeman is one hell of a book. Its a really warped book, starts with some bloke killing a rich dude with a bike pump, and then the bloke returning to life and refusing to say anything positive. as a book on its own its weird, but if you look deeply into the words the parallels with the tv show are spooky. Havent quite finished it yet, but if your a fan of Lost, this is a must read.

 

I origionally wanted to go and see the DaVinci Code at the flicks, but ive heard some bad reviews, both from the press and people who have already seen it. Dont know if ill bother now.

 

Reet im off now, leave a comment if ya wish.

Been informed this week that certain members of my reading public are unhappy with the content of my blogs, so therefore, for one week only, i wont mention the football, you know who you are!! lol

 

finally getting some money behind me and i only have tesco to pay off now, kidders and nick have their money back with interest!!! going watching a certain sporting occasion ( i didnt mention it luce) tommoro with kidders and melia hopefully, so that should be a right laugh. hoping to go out tonight but im still waitin for someone to get back to me. if they dont, ill be in again all night on a friday. thats happening too much recently.

 

in other news, how hot has it been this week? each day on our dinner, we have spent the hour playing _/_/_/_/_/_/_/_ in the yard, after it, i was all sweaty. bet you really wanted to know that! anyone fancy a day at the seaside sometime soon? sun, sea, sand, something missing though, any suggestions?

 

looking forward to our big night next friday. have been for a while, its gunna be a reet royle rumble!! i hope to have a few goo nights out in the coming weeks. all my people, especially the selective few in my fan club are welcome. ha ha, i havent really got a big head. a few convos this week lead me to believe some people think more of me than they are letting on. hope it materialises. you know who you are.

 

Better start planning for my Birthday (not me, you!!) cos im expecting a really good one this year. for all that dont know its around two week off. get me what you like, as long as i know you have put alot of thought into it. ill be getting bladdered as well. one thing i know i wont be able to say tho is that I KNOW WHO YOU ARE!!! ill be lucky if i can say anything. always over indulge on my birthday, but thats what they are for. one things for sure though, there will be no bbq or sambuca tho. fingers crossed i wont be on crutches either, not recommended that

So the football season is over, and what an anti climax, some very high highs (4-1 Bradford) and some very low lows (3-2 Huddersfield), but overall you have to be happy with tenth place, although i am in the minority when i say i am fully behind Moore and his Merry Men. Ah Well, Looks like ill have to spend my sat afternoons getting drunk in a beer garden somewhere. anyone with me?  We got five weeks or so before the World Cup so it aint as bad as most summers. The beer garden thing is much improved this year though cos im working mon -fri. early start fri ( i finish at 4 on fri) means i can start early and go right through, how cool is that!!!!

 

PSV (or Oldham unathletic as we are now Unfortunatly known) didnt perform this week. we were three nil down by half time, we played quite well in patches but some really amateur mistakes and some top quality finishing off their guy gave them the lead. personally i recon i had a good game, best ive had for a while, playing a few good balls in and keeping it tight at the back, but we eventually went down 5-1 i think, jamie getting our goal. wasnt happy about the amount of fouls flying in though, i was fouled 4 times, getting two free kicks and their man got a card, a rare thing at kaski. Piss funny mix up with wayne on the touch line tho, how bad would that have looked?

in reality, we arnt good enough to stay up this year, no strength in depth and fluked it last year. subs piss me off tho, far too many imo. I have a solution but its too difficult to explain on here.

 

Finances Worse than ever, but once i get me head round them ill be far better off. been looking forward to the awards dinner for ages, that is going to be the gateway to summer as far as im concerned. Had my dads car all last week to save some petrol money, not the most stylish of cars but its a beast whatever you say. Brian at work asked if it was a pulling machine, i think not!! Pimped my ride up a bit tho, bought two england flags on sticks for a pound, so if you see a 106 with two of em, ya know its me

 

Mention to butter, unlucky on your bet mate. would have been doing a borrow if you got 1200 quid.

also to byrnsey who thankfully aint half as bad sober as she is pissed. (pissed shes uncontrolable from what ive seen, i felt sorry for the stairs, lol)

 

Finally i had the nicest chippy ever on Thurs night, well posh tho. The one on lees road just passed the garage. beat a kebab any day. Big up to english nosh!!